Which Infamous Cartoon Drunk Are You?
How old are you?
Pick your poison.
Time to party...why is that again?
You will literally die if you don't.
To get RIGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED!!!
You've got some issues...Freudian and otherwise.
You're an intellectual with a soft side. It's the only way to cope with this harsh world.
On the rare occasion you're sober enough to drive, which set of wheels are you most likely to take?
El Camino. Even if Mother says it's a car for illegal immigrants.
Prius. You like to think you're environmentally conscious.
UFO-style flying car. Sure its powered by tiny slaves, but you don't let that bother you.
Spaceship. Why worry about transportation when you can always take the company spaceship?
How many friends do you have?
Just one best friend. You'll keep up relationships with others, but you prefer to hang out with your bestie.
There are some people who would consider themselves your friends, but you just keep them around because they're easy to manipulate.
You've got a core group of friends. You're not really sure why they put up with you...but then you aren't really sure why you put up with them either.
You don't really see much use in making friends.You spend most of your time with family, anyway.
Aside from drinking, what would you say is your favorite hobby?
Messing with the laws of the universe. Manipulating space and time. The usual.
Chain-smoking. Gambling. Ya know, things that go well with drinking.
Wasting money, chasing women, being the world's greatest not-so-secret agent, lacrosse. Just regular old hobbies.
You write (unsuccessfully).
The drunken cartoon character most like you is: